Hey, guys! Miley Ray here, welcoming y'all back from your fabulous fall break! And if your break wasn't fabulous, um, my condolences. Welcome back to school!

Let's jump into the WTFH Fandom Radio news, 'kay? And heeere we go!

( Vaguely scared of glitterflags radio! )

Hey, y'all! Miley Ray here again, bringing you the news of what you were up to yesterday, 'cause I care. And 'cause these squirrels are much more aggressive than the ones in Tennessee.

For one, the ones in Tennessee don't drink apple juice. That's apple juice, right?

So here we go!

( Lots of Ks in today's broadcast! )

Hey, y'all! It's Miley Ray coming at you live on the airways from the WTFH radio station, on the corner of Minotaur Lane and Black Swan Drive, Fandom, Maryland, zip code --

Well, I don't know what the zip code is.

But here I am! So let's get started with classes, y'all.

( Damn, that's a lot of laundry in tonight's radio. )

Hey, y'all! It's Miley Ray again, coming at you from WTFH Fandom Radio, here to bring you the daily news so you won't get the blues, and…

I like kangaroos.

*irritated chittering*

Come on, you guys! I'm really trying here!

( Clothes-obsessed radio! )

Hey, y'all, it's Miley Ray comin' at you from WTFH, which keeps the news hopping around this island like a frog in an icebox. Here we go.

( Deliriously Tired Radio! )

Aww! You guys are so cute! I am telling you, back home in Tennessee you might be going in the stew, but -

*frantic chittering*
‘Scuse me?
WELL, then. Hmph.
Hey, y’all, this is Miley Ray coming at you from - what’s this called again?
*chittering*
- WTFH radio, here to bring you the news of the latest stuff goin’ down in this island town, ‘cause… that’ll ( Read more... )